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# there's no cockroaches in MY orifices, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i'm fairly sure i would have noticed if there were
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# They drip anaesthetic
from their clacking, slurping fangs

You don't even feel them until, sated and bloated, they drop comatose from where they hung and you feel them slipping down your leg, or your cheek, or your lips or out of your eyes or in your hair and you brush and you brush and you scream and you choke on the cockroaches that cling to your tongue and stifle your cries and your breathing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i believe you have been reading Poe and smoking opium
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I wish this were true
but I've lost my pipe so it's back to chewing for me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# carve a new pipe
out of the shin bone of a lemur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# No lemurs here :(
It's OK with opium, but have you ever tried chewing crack?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# yes
but not that kind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)