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# Not until you've scanned and photoshopped them, anyway ;)
anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hmmm, now *that* would be an ambitious project
Photoshopping a mixture of Pan and Zalgo-inspired apocalypse onto every single Peanuts cartoon ever drawn...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Bet you never thought that would be your life's work
when you were speaking to the careers adviser at school ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Not at all
but if they'd told me that I'd have been a lot more enthusiastic about the whole thing.

"So, Mr Spider. In your career you might expect to be an accountant, or an actuary, or you might expect to photoshop every existing Peanuts comic into a grotesque apocalyptic sequence replete with bum-rape and Pan."

"Hot damn!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Heh heh
and who cares about the pay or pension scheme with a job like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Exactly!
The pay will look after itself. Or it will until Schultz's estate come after me -- but they'll have to find me first... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)