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# I'll never go to sea in a lime again
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# the mistake the owl and the pussycat made, was that their boat was pea green
and not nautically lime hued
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Foolish indeed.
as was taking

"Some honey, and plenty of money,
wrapped up in a five pound note."

As was singing: "Oh, lovely pussy,
Oh, pussy, my love,
What a beautiful pussy you are
You are
What a beautiful pussy you are."

Neither of these approaches have ever worked for me. And I'm ludicrously attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# oh, you need a more suave and sophisticated phrase
for example "You've got hair like the last woman I fucked"

alas, this did not work when said to me, and caused great consternation for the gentleman* who said it.


* the mong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Wow.
I'd happily take advice from someone who's had it it off with a woman who's actually got hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# beatiful long hair all the way down her back
sprouting palm tree like from her armpits

and none on her heavily tatooed head

which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# If someone could recite that to me with a straight face
I would be theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Imagine Verity Sharp off Radio 3 and The Culture Show reciting the entire thing.
*retires to a booth to consume vitamins or something*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm not of the lesbanim variety...
I know, right, a straight female on the internet, shocker!

Maybe... a Daniel Craig type voice would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# No problem. Vezza's bent as fuck.
All she's gorra do is drop an octave.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)