She really does have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:33,
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speaking of Bulldogsdid you know they can't have sex without dying?
Their mashed in faces are so incapable of breathing properly that the act would cause them to die of heart failure.
So artificial insemination is the way its generally done.
But to make things worse the females hips are so narrow that they can't give birth naturally and cesarian is the only option.
If ever something was screaming to be left to die out, or used as a sign of how man should stop fucking around with things in the first place....
Excellent choice of national emblem/mascot :D
(Their mashed in faces are so incapable of breathing properly that the act would cause them to die of heart failure.
So artificial insemination is the way its generally done.
But to make things worse the females hips are so narrow that they can't give birth naturally and cesarian is the only option.
If ever something was screaming to be left to die out, or used as a sign of how man should stop fucking around with things in the first place....
Excellent choice of national emblem/mascot :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:41,
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They they do look like they've been terminally spanged.Personally I prefer bull terriers.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:42,
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that's how they got that wayman "customising" them. God bless dog breeders and their fucked up sense of animal adoration.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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lolPersonally I don't think St George was probably the best choice of patron saint either.
EDIT: Maybe we should have St. Boyle. :P
(EDIT: Maybe we should have St. Boyle. :P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:46,
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