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# somebody needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# let's all hug...
:D
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# *hugs*
hey! i meant a fully-clothed hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# But but...
how else will my NEEDS be met if not by accidental insertion into nearly complete internet strangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# first, you need a melon...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# mmm.. melons...
HOLYSHITWHATISTHAT?!?!?!

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hahaha!
had to explain the concept of belming to my 11-year-old niece earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# how'd that go?
That's a right weird conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I think I am beyond that even!
A hug wouldn't put a dent in my grumpyness levels right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# how about if i show you my tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# \o/
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# see?
thought that'd work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# To be fair
That's almost like the mood-reset button on the male psyche.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# arse works best for me
.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Who are we kidding
We would be equally happy with either!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# true
my lass happens to have grade a rump though...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# i know
and i use it to my advantage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Two dents?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# sexy dents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)