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# Nah, it's her sultry voice.
I just DRAW fluffy ears. They don't DO anything for me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# She doesn't have a sultry voice.
She has a ten year old girl's voice.

It's pretty creepy when you listen to it for a while actually.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I seem to recall you once pointing out
that if the stuff you draw turned you on that much you'd be walking around with a permanent stiffy.

This struck me as sage wisdom.



Edit: Unless you *do* walk around with a permanent stiffy and it's all an elaborate double-bluff. Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I walk around with a permenant stiffy.
I am thankful for tight boxer briefs and a vertical erection.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Me too
Except I wear loose boxers and a thin skirt. I'm quite the sight walking down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# He sticks the pen down his japseye and draws through a series of pelvic muscle contractions
That's what I heard ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Well trained pelvic muscles, that man!
I'm very impressed. When I try that I only get weird Jackson Pollock like confections, mixed with a bit of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)