This gave me an ideablind people's houses should have tentacles instead of windows, long soft tentacles that can feel passersby, and, in more picturesque suburbs, gently palpate the natural surroundings for pleasure. It's little ideas like this that make the world a better place, one step at a time.
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Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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They should also have this:
Noseefax.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:40,
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I endorse this idea.It might excite hentai fans a bit too much, though.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:52,
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