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[challenge entry] A little Divine Intervention, while betting on games, no doubt.

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# There's Wally....^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ...in a sparkly bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# If Jesus had worn a sparkly bikini he might just have avoided being crucified
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# the bible would certainly have been more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Indeed
you could symbolically* have all the apostles in sparkyl bikinis except Judas who wears pasties** and a g-string.

*Just symbolically generally.
**The stripper kind, not the cornish, cheese and onion, or otherwise pastry based kinds. Or maybe. Let's try both ways and see which is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I have no idea what the stripper kind of pastie is
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# "Tempest Storm"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# i'd like to see priests in sparkly bikinis
a one-piece before they're ordained, with possibly a little diamante applique
archbishops would have a silver thong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Choirboys leave the backflaps open for easy access.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# This is the ninth conversation today I've been present at in some way that ended with that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# how far would you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Just under half-way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# not far enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Have you ever read 'Revelations'?...
...God's got some wicked LSD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# and the whole world in his hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# typical
he keeps all the best stuff for himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ...and every hot girl slave is wearing a red sparkly bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# silver FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# GOLD!
CASH FOR GOLD SPARKLY BIKINIS.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# i repeat, silver FTW
i'm allergic to gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)