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# Indeed
you could symbolically* have all the apostles in sparkyl bikinis except Judas who wears pasties** and a g-string.

*Just symbolically generally.
**The stripper kind, not the cornish, cheese and onion, or otherwise pastry based kinds. Or maybe. Let's try both ways and see which is best.
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# I have no idea what the stripper kind of pastie is
*googles*
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# "Tempest Storm"
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# i'd like to see priests in sparkly bikinis
a one-piece before they're ordained, with possibly a little diamante applique
archbishops would have a silver thong
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# Choirboys leave the backflaps open for easy access.
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# This is the ninth conversation today I've been present at in some way that ended with that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)