it's probably just jam
he's made of that rubber stuff those spikey backpacks are made from
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McBadger COW,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:03,
archived)
jam is not sexy
it sticks to hairs and rips them out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:08,
archived)