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# eep your not asleap
what work of devil keeps you on your feet?
actually ive got to move out and do something, but like a drunk freak who possibly right now thinks they are tinkerbelle I will return! eugh i feel even more creepy... well i am creepy so i suppose thats carma or some shit. anyway see you in lik e 12 days or something... not you personally im not stalking you or anything im kinda sending out this vibe that means more to me than anyone else... oh this is getting sorse. I didnt start out like this you know... i wear greay and drive a rover and stuff im not exciting i just well thinking about it ,,, i am not xciting but perhaps my alter ego things i am. this is why i drink so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# balance?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:08, archived)
# you didnt say that before i edited
so now i have to say something else to make that look like it would have made ... oh im going to have to edit in a word that would fit that
edit : continuity doesnt really fir the bill thise is more along the lkines of sam bekit as in the quantum leap guy not the irish drunk head fucker, who incidentally i forgot to mention perhaps in an edit i havent done yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:14, archived)
# well, I'm actually on my arse, not my feet
and it's only quarter after midnight here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# ok
im not actually goingto type much now im not in the mood anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I lied i typed more
and what i should have said was yes i am wrong. wrong wrong wrong and more over your hiku or thing wot u did was superb I miss you please take me back its hell living in this caravan the smell of cold wet plastic keeps me awake at night and the memories are the worst they burn like fire searing regret on my soul... or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# hello Jamnog
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# hello you sexy fucker
you got me hot as allways
edit :(hot as in flustered and drunk and fwarorar and where the fuck am i?)]
edit : 2 im allways sdrunk
edit : 3 im allways over drunk easy over that is... no actually just drunk
over easy... easy over... over ... uhh whaenyhtf
edit 4 im gonna sleep nn
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
# When you wake up
remember, drink lots of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Top yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# with raspberry sauce, a flake, and hundreds and thousands?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# yes i get allot of that
but with things as they are i think i will stay and entertain everyone with my mirth, ever notice how chris moyals deals with things in a similar way? heh yeah i think we are both a pair of cunts on some freak spectrum only i dont think i have enything to bring to any table or demand shit from anyone... or have, i have gin im ok
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
Top me too, while you're at it, old chap *proffers glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:23, archived)
# yar onwards with the gin and morgans (if you add a bit of tescos super concentrated orange its all good )
its a long name for a drink but its doing the fndango
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ^clinx*
Good job too, cos I'm down to my last 2/3 of a tin of Scrumpy Jack and must be up and sprightly in the morning.
Fortunately, my colleagues think I'm scary. They haven't yet twigged that I'm merely hung over.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# ahhh they will never know
the blighters are probably living in the world of pew and scroter and no doubt time will heal all wounds as does anything that time does. nip shereee and dont let the bed bugs bite
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:40, archived)