Somebody PLEASE, think about his pancreas.
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Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:00,
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eating sugary foods doesn't cause diabetes
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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no it doesnt
However, telling mum that daddy comes in your room at night DOES.
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:05,
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That and bad AIDS!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:08,
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I tried to explain the bad aids gag to my dad the other day
He's got a great snese of humor so i thought he'd love it. 5 mins of me doing all the parts, voices and actions and all I got was a blank, awkward expression.
AIDS LOL!
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:10,
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and periscope reflections by the looks of it
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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Ha, really?
Next you'll be telling me Saint Nick doesn't exist, and shattering another of my firmly held beliefs.
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Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:08,
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