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# :D
I morph to prevent depression - or was it I cut up animals and splice them together to prevent depression - either way I feel much better now
*gnnnn*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I kill characters from Peanuts and put Bernie Ecclestone's face onto Shakira
Then I sit in the corner and cry while I wank.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I think that should be turned into a course
of treatment for many people
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'd be happy to lecture it
I'm into exhibitionism like that. And I certainly know that I'd have been fascinated as a student if I went to a lecture to watch a lecturer draw magenta cocks onto Snoopy and then wank in the corner while sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Was waiting by train the other day and watched a teacher give some childlings some
plasticine and then he wandered off - only to come back to the train windows covered in cocks made out of the stuff !
made me laff
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Sometimes teachers have forgotten what it's like to be a child.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)