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# Santa gets superspeed
but Jesus gets omnipresence. He also gets the ability to transform into a wafer and a cup of wine, which Santa will instinctively try to consume. Jesus will transform back inside Santa, resulting in explosive gore.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# FATALITY!!!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)