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# Huge fucking toothpicks HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Well duh!
His teeth are also giant.

If he can't find giant toothpicks, he just uses chopsticks. HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Elephants use snooker cues as toothpicks
While mice use matchsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not just elephants,
Esther Rantzen also uses snooker cues.

Janet Street Porter uses Fence posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)