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# Gee Willikers Mr Crosby! You have a giant head, not a giant stomach!


What japes! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Never eat anything bigger than your head....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I personally never eat anything bigger than a grape.
Unfortunately, I do not like grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# What about olives?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# My mum's name is Olive.
That is fucking disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# She's not THAT bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# She is however my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# so?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# But she is - a woman. With a woman's needs.
Does she look like Olive from On the Buses?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Or Olive Newtron-Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I had the first olive that I enjoyed, on Saturday.
Apparently this is quite a common thing. Up until Saturday I had only thought of olives as Satan's own grapes, but suddenly, being pressured into trying one by Mrs Vagabond and my mates, I found myself actually enjoying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# As I said above, my mothers name is Olive.
And as my dad says,

"I don't like Olives. They're bitter like your mother!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah.
Your dad's a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I quite like olives
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Olives RAWK!
Green stuffed with Jalapeno ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's a long time since I tried an olive
perhaps I should give them another chance.

Perhaps not.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Do.
In my experience it's worth it.

Apparently it's often an age thing in these circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a horse stuffed with Swarfega?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Oh well now I just feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The only good olives
Come in martinis.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# what do you think about mosquito bites?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# They are itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# do you like melons?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I do like melon.
But it has to be balled before I can eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# like a turkey?
or a cow..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# That's a fine looking burger
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# It sure is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh Bing!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# He is a one isn't he!
Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/9822467
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha
I hadn't seen that one, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# He has an intense dislike for one hit wonders too....
www.b3ta.com/board/9830720
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Have you just acquired that PhD?
It is 10 years this week since I told my supervisor where he could stuff my thesis.

That's a but frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah, I got it a few weeks ago.
I didn't even have to do any work for it. Someone on here just gave it to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# See?
www.b3ta.com/board/9808597#post9808648
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# om nyom nyom.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# When I was a kid i thought his name was Bean Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That;s just ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I know! Imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# mmmm, giant burger
giant burger
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, Mmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Huge fucking toothpicks HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Well duh!
His teeth are also giant.

If he can't find giant toothpicks, he just uses chopsticks. HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Elephants use snooker cues as toothpicks
While mice use matchsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not just elephants,
Esther Rantzen also uses snooker cues.

Janet Street Porter uses Fence posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)