As Gregor Samsor awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant insect.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:23,
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He then immediately updated his twitterbook status to read "LOL I am an insect! It is well horrid!"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:30,
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