he would have clutched reflexively at the ladder
bringing it down on top of him. the ladder is still upright, therefore he fell from the roof.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:11,
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His left hand was holding the aerial, and his left foot stepped on the lead.
He didn't realize this until he took another step up with his right foot. The tight lead caused his left foot to slip off, leaving him no time to react.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:18,
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if he thinks grabbing an aerial is a good idea
i'm not surprised he's dead
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:21,
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conspiracy, you say?
does cuddles have an alibi?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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because he's HAM FISTED
and had huge HAMS for FISTS!
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 20 Dec 2009, 0:06,
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