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# The bees are all dead, Bunnywuffles. Dead for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I had a bunch of shitty fucking bees living under my lawn earlier in the year.
Fucking shitty bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ah yes, lawnbees.
Lawnbees.
Treebees.
Frisbees.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I had wasps which are worse.
I squirted two whole cans of squirty wasp death-foam down their wasp hole.
This did not work. I then attached my garden vacuum to the wasp hole which sucked up a lot of wasp and turned them into wasp bits.
Lastly I set fire to the wasp hole with straw and petrol.
I killed the tree that lived on the wasp hole but did not manage to kill all the wasps and had to wait for the winter to kill them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# spraying death foam UP their wasp holes
may have been more effective, although much more time consuming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I would probably have got a lot more stang than I already did.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i got stung on the arse once
it hurt.
a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I got stung on my ankle, my back, both my arms and my ear,
And that was before I even did anything to the wasps. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# smoke bombs
they work good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Oh noes!
Now I am all upsets because I like bees and I like Christmas and ... and ... *sniff..sniff...waaaaaaaahhhhhhh*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# No, you gotta pick one or the other.
Mainly because I can't merge those words.

Christbees.
Beestmas.
Chribeemas.
Beeristmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Beeristmas.
Definitely. Yes. BeeRISTmas. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Well then damn, I guess you gets BEER and ISTMAS.
Everything worked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I love christmas bees
www.b3ta.com/board/5438358
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I WANT THOSE BEES!
they carry candyfloss and easter eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
Christmas Bee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)