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# In fairness I did tell her to duck...
Maybe when she learns to speak she'll get better at it...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's the only way they learn.
My nephews are learning karate. Demonstrate it on me? I'm 35 and 6' tall, you're 8 and 3' 10"?!

... and they wonder why they end up crying ...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You want to be careful Vagabond...
Not long now until they discover the way to floor a 35 year old man in seconds with a swift cockpunch...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They fucking do that and I'll shove their Christmas presents so far up their arses they'll be thinking Gary Glitter is the next Anne Widdecombe.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NEXT Anne Widdecombe?
*shudder*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yup.
They know not to fuck me about.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Anyone who can imagine more than one Anne Widdecombe is pretty scary in my book...
*backs away slowly*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Which way 'round is this insult?
*confused*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That cleared that up then.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)