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# two wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# But
OH! So right!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Do not attempt this at home...
...Look at those lights go!.... \0/-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
too late
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# two wangs don't make a light
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# indeed
two shlongs dont make it bright
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and two dongs don't make a fright
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Two songs do make a flight, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# two mongs cant fly a kite.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Toucans are unable to bite
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Two bongs don't make a high.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# also
two cocks dont.............um...yeah, not sure where I was going with that.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# french stick and haemorrhoid ring fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Glad I don't know about pile supports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# i know about them
never needed them, but apparently going into labour causes the emma freuds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah yes babbys being born
a sort of grape escape I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Arf arf arf arf
'lo Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# 'lo, sonic
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Aside from bordering on aneurism from Dell Customer Services...
... and being given a term's worth of lesson planning to do at short notice, I'm pretty damn good. How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# not bad, not bad
got christmas sorted and got my ticket for new year's eve. all i have to do now is prepare for the annual family christmas day punch-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# YAY!!!
Everybody loves a family punch up!

Except my neice who has a glass jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Also
Your neice is shit at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# In fairness I did tell her to duck...
Maybe when she learns to speak she'll get better at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's the only way they learn.
My nephews are learning karate. Demonstrate it on me? I'm 35 and 6' tall, you're 8 and 3' 10"?!

... and they wonder why they end up crying ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You want to be careful Vagabond...
Not long now until they discover the way to floor a 35 year old man in seconds with a swift cockpunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They fucking do that and I'll shove their Christmas presents so far up their arses they'll be thinking Gary Glitter is the next Anne Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NEXT Anne Widdecombe?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yup.
They know not to fuck me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Anyone who can imagine more than one Anne Widdecombe is pretty scary in my book...
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Which way 'round is this insult?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That cleared that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my brother is the problem
he's 37, but he still argues like a tit with my 13-year-old nephew. i swear, i'm going to jab him in the eye with a fucking fork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Copulating Cutlery ahoy!
How do you bring these kinds of phrases out of me Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# just a gift ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Like Gold, Frankinstein and Muuuurrrgggghgghgg
Baby Jebus would be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# How often does the 13yr old win?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# most of the time
he won last time by yelling "yeah, well we all know you're bumming claire(his ex) on the sly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# YES fucking win!
ahahahaetc
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Time to wire them up with lights!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ah, windmill fighting
the last resort of the crap fighter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Careful, these things can escalate!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Gosh that looks pretty bad
When was the last time either of them saw a dentist?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Two Wongs don't make a Wright
but such are the adoption laws eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Sexahmas!
Woo and chrimbo merry to all you buggering off and not being proper b3ta elves on Christmas day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# b3ta?
on Xmas day?

are you mad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# i am fambly-bound
due to the fact that i can't be fucked with cooking my own christmas dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# merry christmas to you all!
i will be lurking no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'll be here
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# MERRY EVERYBODY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I won't be here
Hold the fort, champ.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# last christmas i was all like LOL, no computers for laik 4 days
just family fun tiems, but ended up on b3ta around 2pm..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No dude I think it goes, "last christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
gave it away 'shopped it onto a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Merry Fucking Merry Merry...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Wheeee
I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# bon noel
or similar
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# LOLVOLTS....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hehe,
wobbly lines are the correct way to show they're being electrocuted :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# needs more visible skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I wanted more pleasure than pain...
...but you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Tee hee
But you can already see their bone(r)s

/school ground humour
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha...I never evolved past school ground humour!
This one's my favorite:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# PIPE 2 PIPE BUSHMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahah:DDD
(herman:D, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahahha very wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# exitsignsLOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Merry Wrongmas !
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)