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# Or just Griffy Santas
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oh gosh now I don't know what to do
whose prettiest? you or Sonic James Doom?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It really depends
On what tickles your pickle!

me
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it's easily tickled
by anything resembling ladyness
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 'Resemble'
is the word I would also use to describe my gender :D so yay I win!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Now hold up there...
It could be said that I have some lady like charateristics...

Breasts? Check.
Long hair? Check.
Primary School Teacher? Check.
Beard? Check. Oh, wait!

Damn.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bet my moustache is bigger!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Are you Australian cricket legend Merv Hughes?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# depends where it is
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# France...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# !
is this where the sausage reference comes in?

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# What I lack in prettyness I make up for in...
um...

waistline...?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hmmm
as its Xmas
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *dances*
*s-l-o-w-l-y*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# now that's where the waistline comes into its own!
*watches the sway*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I AM THE HUMAN LAVA LAMP!
Not a phrase I use often I must admit...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ^What she said...
Although now you're using mine and I'm all pleased with myself... :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)