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# Merry Christmas Eve Eve...
I know its not super funny or fluffeh, or a squirrel, but it has tits so for all you with colouring pencils or varicoloured macaroni here's an afternoon project.

FIIIIIVE GOOOOOOLLLD RINNNNNNGS
edit: there are actually FIIIIVE GOooOLD RIIIIINGS in this image so it is festive.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# and what fine tits she has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# your sig...
how about Merry Griffmas Savalas?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hmmm not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ning Sonic James Doom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# 'lo Freebs!
I now have Bob Geldof in my head thanks to you...

Not musically speaking, he's actually living in my prefrontal cortex, the scruffy Oirish charmer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# that's ok
I've been running around singing Barney Songs all week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Wow... that's two things that make me feel ill for the price of one!
Barney songs and running...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Or just Griffy Santas
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oh gosh now I don't know what to do
whose prettiest? you or Sonic James Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# It really depends
On what tickles your pickle!

me
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it's easily tickled
by anything resembling ladyness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 'Resemble'
is the word I would also use to describe my gender :D so yay I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Now hold up there...
It could be said that I have some lady like charateristics...

Breasts? Check.
Long hair? Check.
Primary School Teacher? Check.
Beard? Check. Oh, wait!

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bet my moustache is bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Are you Australian cricket legend Merv Hughes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# depends where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# France...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# !
is this where the sausage reference comes in?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# What I lack in prettyness I make up for in...
um...

waistline...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hmmm
as its Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *dances*
*s-l-o-w-l-y*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# now that's where the waistline comes into its own!
*watches the sway*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I AM THE HUMAN LAVA LAMP!
Not a phrase I use often I must admit...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ^What she said...
Although now you're using mine and I'm all pleased with myself... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# or Griffmas Preffenffs
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# DELEK!
how the devil are you

I like the name - sounds like its being said my someone whose just taken a kick to the face
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hello Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Needs less knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# then what would she hang those grip rings on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This is why piercing was invented
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# They're quite big though
so it wouldn't be so much 'piercing' as 'gaping flesh wound'
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# pffft ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oooh, I'll have a go...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This does not bode well for my getting any work done today...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Looks like I picked a good day to make a return
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Heck
I think I may have just splaffed in my pants.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)