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# Aren't Christmas Carols sweet :D
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Some people* pay good money to have that done!
*High Court Judges,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# AND FLAMES NIPPING AT YOUR BALLS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha................*checks number of pubes*
definitely a b3tan....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Cracking and Crackling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Eskimos??!! You racist!
They prefer Inuit. Now change that song and every other reference to that despicable term ever made. Chop Chop.
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Apocalypse Soon
Do you smell that? It's roast scrote, son. Nothing else on the world smells like that. I love the smell of singed pubes in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)