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# Ha ha!
Also: It's Christmas eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! Mince pies and cake and fairy lights and glittery shit!
*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Just wrote out our Christmas food shopping list
and everything begins with a "c".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# You forgot the sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# No I didn't....
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Turkey?
Pork? Bacon? Stuffing? Potatoes? Bread Sauce? Parsnips?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Bacon makes it into the list.
BBQ dinner for us. Buggered if I'm doing a roast in this heat with a cold...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *passes box of super-soft kleenex*
That'll learn me to assume everyone here is covered in snow :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Ta!
The last time it snowed here was 1836 and they're still not sure if it was snow or just slushy hail...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# OH SHIT CHRISTMAS
brb shops
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# They might be shut...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# There's a 24 hour Asda just down the road a bit from us.
And two 24 hour Tesco's just a little further on. I can give you directions if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# There's a proper mall in Glasgow open 24 hours at the moment apparently
And electricity has only just reached you up there, I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Gah!
Flashbacks of the Buchanan Galleries and Shoppinghell Street at Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# What's a proper mall, merkin dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I originally typed shopping centre
But then I thought people might think I meant Tescos plus an adjoining Costa and a newstand, rather than a full-blown smorgasbord of shops.

In conclusion: MNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# A carrier pigeon brought me a battery, but I don't know what to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# yay......hope you've been good all year......Santa knows
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)