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[challenge entry] Maths = including a number

From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# This compo has ruined my Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Mine too.
I'm going to have to kill my entire family and all of their dogs, now.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I actually woke in the night realising that the volume of a pizza isn't pi z z a
that is just the area of the parallel edge of the cylinder

the volume of a pizza is pi z2 a

if z is the radius and a is the depth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# um...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ADMIT IT!
edit/ I'm going back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# naaaaaaaah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# z . z = z ^ 2
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# CAN THIS BE?
this all occurred at 4 am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I wake up at four am worried about my source term, since I treated it explicitly I'm now
kept awake by my boundary conditions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I met a man in Sweden last month who did a PhD in fluid dynamics.
He went on about boundary conditions and discretisation and such.

I get kept awake by canonization of graphs using extended valence sequences.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ah yeah I guess it happens to us all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Really?
I'm enjoying it. Not due to my understanding of maths, which gives up after basic algebra, but due to the art students crying, the mathsgeeks faling to get jokes because they're trying to re-arrange the joke, then arguing over it...
It;s great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I was raped by John Nash.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# be greatful it wasn't grigori perelman
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# or Zombie Paul Erdos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# this challenge is shite all I did in school was drink white lightning and smoke blunts
I come here for lols I post my crappy tramp meme every day how can there be these lame maths jokes from bawtistic sunlight dodgers blah blah blah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)