Have you noticed the distinct lack of 'O's in Alphabetti spaghetti?Cheapskates pick them all out and use them for Hoops!
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:58,
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This could be truthhave you also noticed that Liquorice Alsorts are 99% coconut ones that nobody eats!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:01,
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