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# stop whining
i'm 35 and my tits look like spaniel's ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# howdy stranger
are they matted?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# no
but i'm getting gravel rash on my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# fucking funny you are
lolz :DDDDD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ruffle
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lots of places have gravel rash today
my sister is trying to kill me, she gave me boots that make me fall over. my handbag fell in dog shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Crumbs,
I'd be mad pissed. In both senses of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i'm annoyed that i have to wash dogshit off my handbag
and i'm pissed off at having lumps and bruises everywhere, but the sheer volume of alcohol i shall be consuming tomorrow night will make up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)