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From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(siamese bat, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# suddenly
life has new meaning to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# not me :)
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Of course not you.
What kind of a meaning to life would you be? :P
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# 42 backwards is what I am in three months.
I want to be 17 again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# stop whining
i'm 35 and my tits look like spaniel's ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# howdy stranger
are they matted?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# no
but i'm getting gravel rash on my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# fucking funny you are
lolz :DDDDD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ruffle
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lots of places have gravel rash today
my sister is trying to kill me, she gave me boots that make me fall over. my handbag fell in dog shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Crumbs,
I'd be mad pissed. In both senses of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# i'm annoyed that i have to wash dogshit off my handbag
and i'm pissed off at having lumps and bruises everywhere, but the sheer volume of alcohol i shall be consuming tomorrow night will make up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# So you're a backward 42 in three months
don't put yourself down, love :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# 42 and backwards?
What are you, some sort of middle-aged retard?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# no, but now I feel better.
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# like your stash :D
monkdagola
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks brah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
38 pal, enjoy your youth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I think I'm having a mild, early life crisis.
hahahaohgodsomeonehelpme...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# and me
old :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I'm spending 25 getting ready for death
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# cheerful fucker, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 25?
I'm going to be twice that next year :o(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# great excuse for a massive piss-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# YES.
Yes it is. *starts planning now*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# do what i do
get an empty 5-litre juice bottle, cut a hole in the lid and, every time you have spare change, throw it in to your booze-fund bottle bank. it's amazing how fast it all mounts up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Or a giant bottle of BELLS and drink the fucker
THEN start chucking change in it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# My usual whisky is Lagavulin
but other than that minor detail that sounds like a great idea. I really am not looking forward to the half-century.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# whisky is vile
alcohol poisoning isn't fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Well . . . ya knooooooooooooow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)