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# I once saw a CityLink courier drop a fragile parcel down our driveway (which is downhill)
Then he looked bemused as to why I refused to sign for it.

It was covered in cat poo.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# They also once left a 'you were out' card whilst my dad was in the front garden.
He even waved at my dad on his way out, so my dad assumed he delivered it.

Much lols on the phone to them that day.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# And the 'sorry, we tried to deliver the parcel at 5.55am' card.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# And the 'Please arrange to pick up the package from your local depot: Manchester'.
I live in Leeds FFS.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# In summary,
Incompetent fuckwits, the lot of them.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# How many City Link employees have you stabbed with bullets?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Just the one.
It was in self defence of course, he was delivering my gun after all.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)