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# That's how my eyes feel early on a work morning.
Only they're narrower, and there's more muttered swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# poor thing
do you need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Not really.
I just need a bath.

And a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# *points*
you're on your own with the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Ta for the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Fucking police! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Shush,
don't blow my cover. It's bad enough with me wearing this Starsky cardigan my mum knitted for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# you're a COP????
*flushes stash*
nothing to see here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# DAMMIT!
*wishes we hadn't lost the CCTV footage. Hands in badge and gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# CCTV?
do you have any tapes of...erm....male suspects?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# As far as I recall, no. Just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# bugger
i'm one of the few things that doesn't give me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)