they're not fun
when they actually glue your eyes shut
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:40,
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That's how my eyes feel early on a work morning.
Only they're narrower, and there's more muttered swearing.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:32,
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Not really.
I just need a bath.
And a point.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:36,
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*points*
you're on your own with the bath
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:38,
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Shush,
don't blow my cover. It's bad enough with me wearing this Starsky cardigan my mum knitted for me.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:42,
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you're a COP????
*flushes stash*
nothing to see here!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:44,
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DAMMIT!
*wishes we hadn't lost the CCTV footage. Hands in badge and gun*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:47,
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CCTV?
do you have any tapes of...erm....male suspects?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:52,
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bugger
i'm one of the few things that doesn't give me the horn.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:59,
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fucking spot on!
*actually the balls go back further, i see it as a kind of like a rocking cock ornament*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:41,
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much better!
my cock senses are failing, it's been so long since i saw one up close!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:44,
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don't worry
cock spotting gets easier the more you practice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:51,
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Day 33...
...and he's flagging a bit, to be honest.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:46,
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Has it started?
Did they fundamentally misunderstand the word celebrity when booking contestants again?
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zoldergoose,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:34,
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Was
your mum my old home economics teacher?
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:35,
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