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# i have a cure for boredom
dracula prince of darkness is on in half an hour. an absolute fucking classic.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# other option:
scratch your genitalia whether you need to or not. at a certain point you will reach somewhat of a nirvana however it is at this point that if you stop scratching you will enter a world of pain, therefore you have to keep scratching.

the blisters remind you to go to the vd clinic, it's an all around win.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# have you seen the size of my fingernails?
i'd scratch through to my liver within 5 minutes!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# what an erotic thought
so erotic that i may scratch my balls
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Been toying with this idea.
Hammer ftw!

And yet... I'm here now. Hurling abuse at strangers, as one should. Not sure whether or not to cut and run.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# do it
i certainly shall, it's one of my all-time favourites. besides, you can insult people during the commercials
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)