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# first?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)
# murdering cartoonists with axes ftw!

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:11, archived)
# I'm sure your embassy will burn either way.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:12, archived)
# first for what?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)
# It was the first post on the main b3ta board of 2010.
Technically.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:21, archived)
# Jihad to do it!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:26, archived)
# ^spangs five times a day, every day^
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:36, archived)
# I aim to please.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:38, archived)
# Some friends of my grandparents
had a ghastly little ceramic tile-picture in their bog.
Along with a horrid depiction of a little boy having a slash, it had the words:
"We aim to please.
Will you aim too, please?"

Of course, even my sister felt obliged to fucking miss.

In fact, it took physical force to prevent me taking a dump on their sodding doorstep.

I was only 46 at the time.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Ha ha! Wee rage!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:54, archived)
# It makes me think.
OK... Where shall I aim next.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Someone elses' floor.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)
# I was thinking
the sign, the loo roll holder, under the door...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:13, archived)
# The deed-holder's gob.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Derka derka derka
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:34, archived)