Ah, true...Is it just me or are Ikea instructions getting worse?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:27,
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Insert connecting rod A into Back Section 2. Rotate coupling device pro-clockwise and initiate bonding sequence.Connectory Alignment must be within a 0.2 micrometres tolerance. Disable all auxiliary systems and ensure that Flat Piece D and Flat Piece C are at combined sufficiently at the key intersect. Check and maintain Flat Piece A at all times. Simply engage the Allen Key and render the items labelled Part 9 and Back Section into a solid singularity. Conflagration should not occur at this point in construction. All remaining pieces at this time are optional and do not necessarily have to be included in the build.
Congratulations on your new desk.
(Congratulations on your new desk.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:43,
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The word "Simply" makes this description great.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:14,
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HahaNeeds more linës and døts for Ikea, though.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:00,
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