
I childishly slid across an aisle on my knees when I knew no-one was watching a few weeks ago.
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17,
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the actual cut didn't hurt, it was so clean and quick. 3 hours later, i was morphined off my tits, stitches in place, celebrating my best mate's 21st in true drunken style!
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22,
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