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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# BUMPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Brought to you by the guys at Codune Industries
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# ¡tfffd
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Anal or vaginal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Why do you want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Because that's a female pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I bet anal, due to the angle.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# bone separation?
caused by having 2 or more children, or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah, plus general size and shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Actually I just made it up to see how may people would believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# i was just guessing, too
been watching far too many forensic programmes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I'm not telling
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ...a friend was curious...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# So she can shove it back up the right hole after she's checked her txts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Don't want cross contamination.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# And how many times have you been asked this question before?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
this has nothing to do with your image

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Yes you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# he did didn't he
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# and you cannot do a thing about it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# no, resistance is useless
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Starring Mofaha as Will smith
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# oh no you di'int
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# mmmmmmhhhh hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Well dude.
No need to be fucking nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Don't worry mofaha I love you pictures and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW
THE DAMAGE IS DONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)
# FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# U FILTARD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# i actually bought
i am legend the other day. it was only a fiver and i didn't already have it, so it seemed like a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I am legend was rubbish.
I thought it was going to be a completely different film.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# it's not that bad
i can think of much worse films
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I thought it involved some kind of artificial reality and he was being experimented on.
But no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# i just like the whole post-apocalyptic thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# I've not seen it yet
but have heard it's not brilliant.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# it's not at all
but it's only 120 mins, so if you're short on time, it's something to do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Quite the contrary
I literally have nothing planned for the rest of my life at the minute.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# i prescribe sex. lots and lots of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# that's a good price.
I actually liked Hancock a lot. it is a very low price -- in the 5 for $20 bin. The problem is, I cannot find 4 other to buy :P . I was thinking about buying 4 copies of 'Paul Blart, Mall Cop' and burning them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# DO IT
that film should be exorcised!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# yes! ...and film it. ...right out in the parking lot of Blockbuster Video
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# if there are zombies involved in the filming
i demand to be a part of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# BUMPOD
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# this reminds me of FHM
there was a story about an old bloke who turned up at A&E with a jam jar wedged up his arse. made me laugh quite a lot, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I vaguely remember that
I've seen various incarnations of that story, sometimes with ketchup bottles, wine bottles, etc. Sometimes with an excuse like, 'I went shopping, and locked myself out of the house, so put the shopping down and tried to climb up into a first floor window, and fell on the bottle'.

EDIT: 'ning, Smash
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# the only shopping accident i've had
was tripping over whilst carrying 2 bottles of cheap plonk. got a 5-inch scar on my right elbow thanks to landing on the bottles, but neither of them got below the waist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ouch
I childishly slid across an aisle on my knees when I knew no-one was watching a few weeks ago.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# arf!
the actual cut didn't hurt, it was so clean and quick. 3 hours later, i was morphined off my tits, stitches in place, celebrating my best mate's 21st in true drunken style!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Hooray!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# it takes more than a sliced arm to stop me partying!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# also, is anyone else watching the women's darts?
those are some ugly bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Noooooooo horrid
off to smoke guitar and play a beer now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# bye!
have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# i won't miss a party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Are you sure that's FHM?
Because I've heard about a video of this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# positive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# if it is thwe video I have heard about
that particularr glass jar breaks while it is still inside.

I have yet found my self desiring to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I believe that's a similar, but much more disturbing incident
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Fell asleep halfway through that sodding film last night.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# heheheh
i stayed awake till the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# did they fill it with concrete, shove a broom handle in it and wait for it to set?
that way you'd be able to shove it all the way back out of the top with minimal damage.
Imagine swallowing a jam jar, what a twat!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# hhahaha!
i can't remember how they got it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)