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# If only there was some kind of search facility available on the internet
mashable.com/2010/01/07/bra-color-facebook-status/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# yes yes yes
we know its bra colours now, but we didn't before.

*shakes head pityingly at Tribs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *joins in the condescending head-shaking*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I just searched for "facebook status color"
And the article backs up the cancer theory.

And whose/which head are you shaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Woah those search returns have changed big style in the last half an hour...
no - really!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# yes they have
it's almost as if information is being updated as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# oh sorry
*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I'm going to start status updates on what my cock smells like:
7am - Nivea hand lotion
9am - A bit like shower gel
10am - hint of shower gel
12pm - Not much in particular, odorless
2pm - a bit like coffee
4pm - quite a lot like coffee
6pm - Edam
7pm - Mild cheddar
8pm - Extra strong cheddar
9pm - Blue Stilton
10pm - Spunk and Nivea hand lotion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
I once performed an act (as they say in the papers) on a girl who tasted of coffee.

very odd but perked me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You grinded her up
and stuck her in boiling water?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# no
but I did stalk look her up on Facebook recently - she is still beautiful (20 years on) and still French, and if I had been a single man, well... we'll never know will we.

here she is
edi/ picture gone now - just in case!

I wonder if there is a picture of me somewhere on the net in a conversation about how my cock tastes like donner kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.fr/board/9864405
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I very nearly went there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# haha
did you make her frothy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I got the feeling that she'd had better
but I didn't care - she was a gorgeous French Arabic girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# so... not Javan or Colombian then?
that's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)