ha haNothing better than a bit 'o breeze round the old man meats.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:00,
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Especially when you're pissing into the wind :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03,
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:DNow, I am not a leary / arsey drunk, in fact when under the influence you will usually find me quite sensible and law abiding and I can't stand pish'ed up violence or vandalism or for that matter people who pee up street furniture. However once a loooong time ago when in Newcastle I got very inebriated and late that night while walking/tumbling my way home along the quayside I realised I REALLY had to have a wee. Now the wind was very strong, and whopping the fleshy hose out, a thought occurred to me! "Aha if I wee into the wind it will all spray back on me!! You will not fool me o' zephyrs of the air!!!
Turning my back to the howling gale I let fly... only to find myself getting soaked as my wee wee sprayed back all over my jeans! I stumbled back and re-focussed only to see that I was peeing up a huge glass wall/ partition thing that surrounded a new quayside hotel development!
(Turning my back to the howling gale I let fly... only to find myself getting soaked as my wee wee sprayed back all over my jeans! I stumbled back and re-focussed only to see that I was peeing up a huge glass wall/ partition thing that surrounded a new quayside hotel development!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:12,
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HAHAHAHDrunken shenanigans :D
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Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:14,
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HahahahaMy best one was getting pissed and shagging on Fred's weather map:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18,
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ha haI must've missed that episode of This Morning ;D
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Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:23,
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