They are
SHOES!*
*Actually i don't own that many shoes, but possibly more than many of you.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 16 Jan 2010, 18:56,
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I have three
shoes
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Chumps 👀,
Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:00,
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Have you been
shoplifting in the high street again?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:01,
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A fox ran off with the other one.
True fact
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Chumps 👀,
Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:08,
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