Or the Sundae version:1: Forget to defrost meat
2: Stab self with wooden spoon
3: See the blue cheese and scoff the lot on impulse
4: Spill honey on breadboard
5: Burn some butter and olive oil
6: Reset smoke alarm
7: Place meat in oven and go and watch TV
8: Reset smoke alarm
9: Wait for 25-30 mins until pizza delivery man runs clear
10: Serve with grim expression and copious amounts of wine
Woo the pic!
(2: Stab self with wooden spoon
3: See the blue cheese and scoff the lot on impulse
4: Spill honey on breadboard
5: Burn some butter and olive oil
6: Reset smoke alarm
7: Place meat in oven and go and watch TV
8: Reset smoke alarm
9: Wait for 25-30 mins until pizza delivery man runs clear
10: Serve with grim expression and copious amounts of wine
Woo the pic!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:00,
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Bwahahaha!Superb....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:03,
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Your sense of self deprecation is wahay too funnay !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:06,
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I'm not kidding!I can foul up a Pot Noodle. The only reason I'm not fat is that most of what I try to cook goes in the bin. I might sell it as a diet plan!
Lose 3 stone in 3 weeks! Let me cook for you...
(Lose 3 stone in 3 weeks! Let me cook for you...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:11,
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