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Good heavens, Monty. Haven't seen you in ages. Then again, I've been in the horrible witching hours and this is my first day-shift time for quite a while.
Are you keeping well?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:49,
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I'm splendid thanks- not always on here- I dip in when I can
how's things up your end?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:56,
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Tactless bastad.
I have cancer of the rectum, and it got diagnosed horribly late. As you knew full well. And now everybody knows. Have a nice day.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:58,
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that's not cancer
it's just an old scotch egg
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:11,
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Oh, thank fuck for that.
*breathes almighty sigh of relief* Now I just have to live with old scotch egg of the rectum.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:18,
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do you want brown sauce with that?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:19,
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Already sorted for that, ta.
It's this livid green sauce that worries me.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:22,
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and the viscous jelly
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:23,
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I won't deny the viscous jelly is there,
it's just that it doesn't worry me.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:28,
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lube
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:30,
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Anything to shift this fucking scotch egg.
Lube, fraudulent mail-order vacuum pumps, the lot.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:34,
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