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# The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.
I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# not that i know
but i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hardly the banana's fault.
Poor bananas.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)