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# These tests are getting clever...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ginger with a dad called spike?
i don't know about pregnancy test, something tells me this kid is going to get a positive on the chav test!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# although with an IQ of 126,
he'll be torn to pieces by his own kind before he reaches puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# this is sadly true
i was considered something of a genius as a child. it wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I was bullied by the teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Heh, so was I!
I made the mistake of correcting one teacher's spelling once, and she never forgave me. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I had one teacher at primary school who had it in for me.
I was sent to the headmaster's office for such things as pretending to play the guitar, looking in a box, and being stabbed in the leg with a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# me too
but only by one teacher. mum only realised i was telling the truth after exams, when the headmaster called her in. i'd got the highest marks in the school, yet my teacher was trying to say i only deserved a C grade! fortunately, the whole "use it or lose it" thing seems to include intelligence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I had a couple,
not including the P.E. teachers, who always bully the kids who aren't very good at sports anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# i didn't mind sports
but i wasn't allowed to do them after third year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# oh
that sounds like bad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# nah
the school was being a bit over-cautious as their insurance didn't cover me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I was once sent to the headmaster
because the English teacher asked me to spell the word "heinous". Unfortunately, the twat pronounced it "anus". Which is what I spelt. Spelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Huhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh you spelled "anus".
Spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# That's what the rest of the class said.
Funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# on a similar note,
one time our teacher asked if anyone could think of a professional who doesn't have to retire at 65, and one kid said "a prostitute". It was the most intelligent answer I've ever heard him give, and he got into trouble for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Good answer, but at the age of 65
it may possibly be construed as a hobby, rather than a profession. Funny tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
i had a home tutor for a year, she was great! took me to chester with her son. better than the school field trip, we had dinner in a posh french restaurant and got to spend ages in the museum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.
I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# not that i know
but i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hardly the banana's fault.
Poor bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I don't really believe in innate genius.
I like the definition that genius takes ten years of dedication to a subject to achieve. I know that this sounds like "experience", but I also don't care.

I was not considered a genius at school, nor was I bullied for my intelligence. But what I do now could be considered to be quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i didn't see what all the fuss was about
it's my belief that i was at a decent level of intelligence, whilst my schoolmates were all thickos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# They probably were.
I've been depressing myself today again by reading youtube video comments :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# depression can sometimes be good
i'm going to do something shortly that always cheers me up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Some are born great,
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them.

Mind you, if experience is anything to go by, it's the kids that are declared geniuses at a very young age who end up getting nowhere in life. Ambition gets you further than natural ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ^this
i'm a lazy fucker, i'm not allowed to get a job and i spend my days watching t.v or being on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Not allowed to get a job? What would you do if you could?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# my ideal job
would be in either virology or forensic toxicology.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Virology is pretty cool. I saw a book called something like 'the encyclopedia of viruses' in a library.
It had some great line drawings of various viral capsid shapes, all geometric and stuff.

Forensic toxicology could be good, too I suppose. Mass-spec, peak analysis, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i've always been fascinated by poisons and viruses
the deadlier, the better. it sounds odd, but i absolutely love the ebola virus, it's an almost perfect killing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# The only thing that keeps it contained is the lack of transport infrastructure where it lives.
That ought to be a lesson for the rest of us. It's pretty awesome stuff.

I'll tell you what else is fascinating. Virophages, prions, and nanobacteria.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# i've been meaning to read up on virophages
ever since watching i am legend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# that's not a virophage, it's a retrovirus
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# true
but the whole thing has got me interested in the entire subject again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# also: macroviruses
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# oooh, yes!
but later, it's shower time now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# True. Motivation, ability to finish tasks, set realistic goals, etc etc. All just as important as IQ, or other similar measures.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I never had to work hard at anything throughout my entire education, that's my problem.
I'm not accustomed to it. If I'd ever had to struggle to achieve academically, I'd probably have appreciated it a lot more. As it is, the idea of getting good grades just isn't even interesting to me. In all honesty, I'd rather just be normal, and get invited to parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# IQ of 126? The chavs would reject the little smartass ginger bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I should refresh before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# yes, yes you should
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Oi! Don't steal my sentence constructions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Irony is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# A man walks into a bar.
Everyone else could see it coming.
It was an irony bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# how can it be stealing
when i was clearly first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# they should employ someone like you
to sort out the US patent system.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# that would involve moving to america
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# You may have a point, but I do use "Yes, yes.." a lot. It is possible that it is shared culture, rather than theft :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# well, i use it quite a lot, too
and always have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Can we not argue about which condecending git uses the common condecending sentence structure most?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# if you insist
i'm off in a bit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I use subordinate clauses.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, yes you should. I suggest embroidering this, framing it, and hanging it in the toilet, to remind you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# spike is a top name
if i ever had a boy child i'd really fight for him to be called spike
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# it just makes me think of spike from buffy
who is utterly yummy.
however, if i had a son, he would be named dante.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# that would be good for an accidental pregnancy I guess (aren't they all?)
 
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BEEEEE HERE"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# pff
well, it's not going to happen. trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Ginger?
Quick! Abort!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Oh no! It's ginger :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)