And I'll counter with a terrible pun.
There once was a cheap asshole who named his cat "Payment". He had horrible allergies and visits to the doctor were irritating the cheap asshole, so his wife suggested that they simply defur Payment.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
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