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# It's art
If you ever go to Burghley (http://www.burghley.co.uk/ ), there's a 'statue garden', popular with families and children. Actually it's pretty good. Anyway, this statue should be damned popular with B3ta readers. Afraid I forgot what it's supposed to be.


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(anonybloke, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# *squints*
It's a cock, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
That's what they all say ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I thought you couldn't post until the following tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# that may be wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# So I can start tweflty accounts on tuesday
and not have to wait a week? I'm, well, I'm outraged. The faqs are faqqing broke!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# i don't really know
things seem to be going a bit tits up lately.
also, i see your fried egg sammich and raise you scrambled egg on toast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Mmm, had scimbled eggs for breakfast
I think I'll raise you a sausage sammich with plum chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# i'll see your sausage concoction
and raise you a steaming bowl of homemade soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# What kind of soup?
Does it come with doorstops of bread smothered in butter?

I'm getting a bit peckish now, balls to slimfast
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# buttery doorsteps are always an option
it's this weeks' special, made with pork, lentils, shallots, carrots, savoy cabbage and chicken stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I am afraid that due to the fact I'm bone idle
I just boiled up some super noodles. Spicy curry flavour :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# super noodles are ok occasionally
but i love cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# fucking flickr.com you cunting bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# So we're 'readers' now?
Flatterer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# maybe he thinks we're all from Reading
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHCCCKKK
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)