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# 27th birthday today.
Got ID'd for a lottery ticket.
Fuck off Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I got asked for ID for some fucking razor blades in the Asda a few months ago. I am 32 ffs.
Happy Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Don't you need an emo card to buy them?
You must be *this* depressed to end it all, but not before writing a poem about it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Ahh bollocks, I must remember next time to lay off the black eye liner.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# In another 10 years
you will be chuffed as fuck if that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the glory year
where I never get asked at all.

Never going to fucking happen.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)