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# Sainsburys. Down wiv da txt spk lol :) m8
...and the random capitalisation. And the syntax error [/vic 20]



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(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Sloppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# 27th birthday today.
Got ID'd for a lottery ticket.
Fuck off Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I got asked for ID for some fucking razor blades in the Asda a few months ago. I am 32 ffs.
Happy Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Don't you need an emo card to buy them?
You must be *this* depressed to end it all, but not before writing a poem about it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Ahh bollocks, I must remember next time to lay off the black eye liner.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# In another 10 years
you will be chuffed as fuck if that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the glory year
where I never get asked at all.

Never going to fucking happen.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
even worse is the grammar!
(Spikey, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# The grammar is even worse, Mr Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# i know
I edited it, then edited it back, 'cos it's nice to sound like Yoda once in a while.
(Spikey, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Nice it is
once in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# you tell him chumpers!
Can't stand these people what comes over here and don't even learn themselves how to speak good!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Yeah, In't dat wot dem skool's is 4, learnin people ow to speak proper an shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# That's quite rubbish,
for about umpteen different reasons.

I spotted an ambiguous notice on the bus today, but it's got nothing on that abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Christ that's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Go back in
and ask how old the person that typed that shitball of text into the computer is.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Is this written on a slice of Battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Oh. What a hilarious and skillful piece of photoshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Oh no it isn't....
... particularly as my photoshopping skill begins and ends at printing something, writing over it in biro and scanning it. It's all too real...
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# then you shouldn't really have posted it
on a forum for photoshopped images
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Ah, now I get it...
...sorry folks
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# No I think this is fine.
No need to be a jerk, Monsieur.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# If we don't flame them, they'll never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Also: their customer info is asking them not to be offended?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I hate TK Maxx's "alway upto 70% off" signs...
IT MEANS FUCK ALL!

But Sainsbury's...for shame. Maybe the manger's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# u
21,Please
i.d-Cards
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)