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# You need to expand on this...
...did you fuck an ugly pot noodle?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# well have you
ever seen a pretty one?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# no but,
she had a great personality...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# kinda sweet
but kinda sour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I caught Chlamydia
The worst bit was phoning all the other varieties to let them know. Pot Mash was particularly upset, as she was about to get married.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ahahaha being unfaithful to potted snacks.
Should stick to generic noodles, they'll go with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Sluts, the lot of them,
best get yourself checked!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)