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[challenge entry] Well, are you?

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(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Google should totally change the "I'm feeling lucky" to "Well do ya, punk?"
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# And on that note, time for a pearoast
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I had total Post-Pot Noodle regret the other day
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# You need to expand on this...
...did you fuck an ugly pot noodle?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# well have you
ever seen a pretty one?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# no but,
she had a great personality...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# kinda sweet
but kinda sour
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I caught Chlamydia
The worst bit was phoning all the other varieties to let them know. Pot Mash was particularly upset, as she was about to get married.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ahahaha being unfaithful to potted snacks.
Should stick to generic noodles, they'll go with anything.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Sluts, the lot of them,
best get yourself checked!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Fuckstix
I forgot the lid.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)